OKAY STORY TIMEEEE (ha, because is there ever any other time on this blog, I don’t think so)

One of the first pictures I remember seeing of her was where she was wearing this outfit, but like somewhere else? You know the one, it’s always all over. Anyway. A while later I found this picture and I thought it was really neat the way it’s probably from the same day, but a different angle. I saved it as hindsight. At the time I probably thought it was funny because ‘seeing something from behind’, but that’s not actually what hindsight means so ~~~in hindsight (LAWL get it) it was a pretty dumb attempt at being humorous.

Maybe I do want a fancy dress with a fancy landscape on it and Louis Vuitton shoes with bows. Maybe I do, but maybe I have nowhere to wear that kind of outfit so maybe I’m crying about that. Maybe. I don’t know. What’s it to you?

Hey! Long time no blog. Is it sad that 3 days seems like a lot in internet-time? Probably. But eh, I’ve had more far pathetic (internet) moments in my life. Anyway, this is a picture of Alexa looking really hot next to some dude I don’t know (actually the file name, mind you.) You’re welcome!

A convenience store/night shop has never looked this cool. Or wait, this is not a convenience store, is it? It looks like one of those art supply stores. But way indier. When I was little my biggest wish was to get stuck at a mall so I could play around in the section with all the different pens and colourful papers and no one could get mad because I was freaking stuck there all night. Yup. That was what I wanted the most. I was a very ambitious child.

- Drawing by Alexa Chung.

I always want all of the tins and cans, but I have no use for them whatsoever. These are real problems I am sharing with you on this blog. You’re absolutely welcome.

Yesterday was my friend’s birthday party and by the end of the night I had taken control of the DJ-table. It figures, though, that this would be the one time -the ONE TIME- I left the house without my iPod. All I had to work with was this guy’s cell and despite his scandalous lack of Kanye West, I pretty much rocked that shit. So yeah, Alexa. Let’s DJ together sometime.

Ugh. Can I, like, make you tea or something? Please?

Weeeeeeew some people in the tracked tags are w e i r d. I hope no celebrities ever make their way to their tracked tag on tumblr. Just keep dancing like an idiot at Important Events, Chung. You keep being the raddest. Okay cool.

Don’t need no Maybelline
‘Cause you’re a beauty queen

… Oh nothing, just quoting some Timberlake to a picture of Alexa Chung, how’s your Sunday going?